Achala Thippeswamy, Reporter
Hey hello. 17 years ago, Achala (a senior) emerged from the womb ready to cause problems left and right. Achala is young, inexperienced, lazy, and constantly late to social events due to the fact she lives in Huxley, approximately 10,000 miles away from civilization. “No ragrets”, and “Ya’knawmsayin” – Scotty P, as well as “HEH” – Kanye, are the quotes Achala lives by that motivate her to get through her petty, disorganized life. I am an Indian goddess.