Hans Halverson, Reporter
Born above the clouds on the highest peak in the Korean peninsula, Hans Halverson’s birth was heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow across the heavens. The glistening child received his preliminary education from the best tutors in the nation, soon proving himself as a natural leader of men. Before long, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea was blessed with this glorious leader who led the country into its golden age. Recently, Hans left Pyongyang to pursue an alternative career in journalism, immediately accepted at the prestigious Ames High Web, where he is found today.