Jonathan Watt, Reporter
Jonathan Watt is an alarmingly average 17 year old. His many talents include asking his parents for money, doing accidental burnouts in his car, and taking in copious amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. He always makes sure to wait until the last possible minute to complete any given task, a trait he has come to depend on as he enters his senior year. He likes saying swear words in German, eating entire pints of ice cream with minimal guilt, and seeing how long he can hold his breath whenever a character in a movie goes underwater (just to see if he would survive).