From the first day we enter the hallowed gates of this prestigious institution, we learn the one goal of high school: to become seniors, the bearded, tall, glorious creatures who glide through the halls....

LADIES: A warm welcome (ha ha) to the near-freezing temperatures we will consider balmy come March. In come the peacoats and Goodwill sweaters! The soft crocheted scarves! The fantastically woolly socks...